The gods are all-knowing. The gods are perfect. The gods are immortal. If only any of it were true. Shameless self-promotion was the only thing the gods were ever any good at. Farrin, former God of Air, knows it better than anyone. Banished from the heavenly realm of Voltarim and stripped of his divine powers, Farrin has been living rough with the mortals for the last five years. It seems that being a fallen deity doesn't carry as much weight these days as it used to. Sleeping in barns, begging for scraps of food, and hunted like a dog by the vengeful gods back home—Farrin's looking to make some drastic life changes. Immediately. Two choices lay before Farrin. The first: buckle down and earn an honest living through some good old fashioned hard work and toil. That one is right out, of course. Hard work and toil are for mortals, not disgraced former gods. Which leaves only one logical alternative:A heist of heaven itself. Farrin hatches a plot to break back into Voltarim, steal everything that isn't nailed down, and get out alive. Now there's a proper get-rich-quick scheme for him to get behind, with a dash of revenge on the side. A good plan all in all—assuming he doesn't end up on the wrong end of a smiting first. With the help of two uppity mortals, Farrin prepares to pull off the boldest heist on this side of the afterlife—robbing the very gods who cast him out. The payday of a thousand lifetimes is waiting for him. But should he fail, Farrin will learn exactly what divine punishment really means.
Mortalkind: The Heavenly Heist
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- What everyone is saying about: Mortalkind: The Heavenly Heist by Alexander Harrington ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “A rip-roaring adventure from page one! You won't want to miss this if you love stories about gods and goddesses, humans and goblins, redemption arcs and heists! This story feels like Ocean's Eleven meets Dungeons and Dragons. Pure fun, great characters, enjoyable action, and unique set pieces.” — Rebecca Klaus ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The characters are well rounded, there are surprises at every turn, and fast-paced escapades are well balanced with witty humor. I highly recommend this as a fun adventure read. You'll love the characters and the world that Harrington has created.” — Beth F. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “A misbehaving god and a clever muckling team up with a scheming goblin to battle ne'er wells and forces of evil in a world where nothing is as it seems. A rip-your-stockings-off, adventurous ride—loads of fun.” — Angie F. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Mortalkind is sure to appeal to epic fantasy readers who seek adventure and mythology, mischief and banter, and a riotous good time.” — Amy F.
